Author: Heath

03
Oct
2004
0:00

Tempo of Life

Weekends go too fast
Workdays flow like molasses
Switch the day ratios

02
Oct
2004
0:00

Cookie Philosophy

“C” is for cookie
Is that good enough for you?
Cookie starts with “C”

01
Oct
2004
0:00

Glam

Hand me down clothing
Zebra shirt and sparkly shirt
Wear them in L.A.

30
Sep
2004
0:00

Judgement

Why must people judge?
Your opinion is not fact
To each their own bliss

29
Sep
2004
9:09

My new campaign slogan

I think I can sum up this election (and in fact, many elections if you substitute the names) in one bumper-sticker worthy slogan:
John Kerry
He’s not perfect, but he’s not Bush

29
Sep
2004
0:00

Miniaturization

Cell phones are so tiny
Always getting tinier
Soon you’ll need tweezers

27
Sep
2004
12:18

Dude! Applicances!

This weekend we were helping our friend Travis move to his new third floor apartment. It came time to move his washer and dryer (ugh) and he expressed how he really wished he could have sold them so he wouldn’t have to move them. I inquired as to how much he wanted for them and he told me they were $1200 brand new 2 years ago, and he bought them used for $800, so he would like about $400, and since we were friends and that would save him from moving them we could pay it out in installments. Everybody wins!
We jumped in his moving van (now empty except for the washer and dryer) and went to our apartment where I quickly threw everything we were currently storing in the empty laundry room into any empty space I could fin in the rest of our small apartment. We installed the washer and dryer, and later when Jess and I came home we sorted out the carnage and tried to figure out where to put all the crap that was formerly stored where the washer and dryer now live.
No more trips to the laundry room and worrying about having tons of quarters! Wooooo!

27
Sep
2004
0:00

Hirsute

Hair getting shaggy
To cut it or let it grow?
Life’s big decisions

26
Sep
2004
0:00

Compression

I have some canned air
How can they charge for this stuff?
It’s all around us!