Haiku

Consequences

Spammers are evil
Let them eat nothing but spam
Eat spam until dead

Wasteland

The Boob Tube, indeed
Kill originality
Feed us all pablum

Meme

The Internet Meme
Some suck and some entertain
Make your choice wisely

K-Tel X-Ray specs

You may fool the world
The K-Tel prince of Darkness!
You can’t have my soul!

Neglected

Neglected Haiku
Daily has become rarely
Must renew vigor

McRibbed

Do not taunt McRib
In Russia, McRib eats you
Eat at your own risk

Whirlpool

Going nowhere fast
Perhaps if I tried to swim
Too lazy to swim

Zen

Buggery bollocks
Frickin flumpin sodding arse
Turmoil, breath, then zen

Gcult

We’re all around you
One by one, we’ll get you all
The mouth of Google

River

River, so serene
Yet sometimes, agitated
She is Yin and Yang

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