Haiku

Big Brain

Exercise your brain
Open new neural pathways
Solve the mysteries

Perfection

Always chasing it
Yet perfection eludes me
How good is enough?

New Skin

Protect your ipod
So many skins to choose from
How can I decide?

Fever

A single pure tone
It can enhance any song
I need more cowbell

Tom Cruise

Scientologist
Couch jumping, Katie Fawning
Maybe drugs would help

Dreams

Let me sleep and dream
Only in dreams are you free
Unless there are snakes

Consequences

Spammers are evil
Let them eat nothing but spam
Eat spam until dead

Wasteland

The Boob Tube, indeed
Kill originality
Feed us all pablum

Meme

The Internet Meme
Some suck and some entertain
Make your choice wisely

K-Tel X-Ray specs

You may fool the world
The K-Tel prince of Darkness!
You can’t have my soul!