Haiku

Mystery Meat

Mystery comment
Are you for real or just spam?
We may never know

The Tin Man, The Ten-der Man

He loves the ladies
Lubed up and ready to go
The Tin Ladies man

Ride

Mechanical bliss
Driving is now a pleasure
Toyota Prius

Posession

I have been posessed
Mitch Hedberg inhabits me
Crazy talk, alright

Inner Monkey

Look inside yourself
Embrace your inner monkey
Everyone has one

Pummeled

Monday was not good
Overall, life is still good
Bugger off Monday

Procrastination

I promised myself
No more procrastinating
I should get to that

Self Esteem

I am a great guy
Versatile and talented
Only I see it

This Haiku takes place between 12 p.m and 1 p.m.

Bad ass Jack Bauer
Travels L.A. in minutes
Deliver pizzas

Infatuation

To Amy Poehler
Your love for me can not be
We are both married