Haiku

K-Tel X-Ray specs

You may fool the world
The K-Tel prince of Darkness!
You can’t have my soul!

Neglected

Neglected Haiku
Daily has become rarely
Must renew vigor

McRibbed

Do not taunt McRib
In Russia, McRib eats you
Eat at your own risk

Whirlpool

Going nowhere fast
Perhaps if I tried to swim
Too lazy to swim

Zen

Buggery bollocks
Frickin flumpin sodding arse
Turmoil, breath, then zen

Gcult

We’re all around you
One by one, we’ll get you all
The mouth of Google

River

River, so serene
Yet sometimes, agitated
She is Yin and Yang

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The Vespa Cowboy

Somewhere in L.A.
A cowboy on a Vespa
He only turns right

Cat-boom

Fly little kitty
Let explosions take you far
The kitten cannon

Darwinism

Oh humanity
Not as evolved as we think
Intelligent life?