Haiku

Zen

Buggery bollocks
Frickin flumpin sodding arse
Turmoil, breath, then zen

Gcult

We’re all around you
One by one, we’ll get you all
The mouth of Google

River

River, so serene
Yet sometimes, agitated
She is Yin and Yang

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The Vespa Cowboy

Somewhere in L.A.
A cowboy on a Vespa
He only turns right

Cat-boom

Fly little kitty
Let explosions take you far
The kitten cannon

Darwinism

Oh humanity
Not as evolved as we think
Intelligent life?

Mystery Meat

Mystery comment
Are you for real or just spam?
We may never know

The Tin Man, The Ten-der Man

He loves the ladies
Lubed up and ready to go
The Tin Ladies man

Ride

Mechanical bliss
Driving is now a pleasure
Toyota Prius

Posession

I have been posessed
Mitch Hedberg inhabits me
Crazy talk, alright