Haiku

This Haiku takes place between 12 p.m and 1 p.m.

Bad ass Jack Bauer
Travels L.A. in minutes
Deliver pizzas

Infatuation

To Amy Poehler
Your love for me can not be
We are both married

Fab-session

Reading a new book
Renewing old interests
Need more fab gear!

Musical Virus

Damn Monty Python
Look on the bright side of life
It won’t leave my brain

Sin City

So innovative
A comic book come to life
Props to Rodriguez

Mitch Hedberg

Alright, a haiku
Take it easy out there, Mitch
Watch out for bears, man

Entrepreneur

Professional sleepers
Sleep all day, sell the excess
Buy sleep for more hours

Chirp

On the brink of sleep
Occasional but loud chirp
Stupid smoke alarm

Time

Sometimes not enough
Sometimes more than you can bear
Let’s install a knob

Pimp-ku

A musician whore
Playing to please the masses
Fat wads of cash, though