Self Esteem

I am a great guy
Versatile and talented
Only I see it

This Haiku takes place between 12 p.m and 1 p.m.

Bad ass Jack Bauer
Travels L.A. in minutes
Deliver pizzas


To Amy Poehler
Your love for me can not be
We are both married


Reading a new book
Renewing old interests
Need more fab gear!

Musical Virus

Damn Monty Python
Look on the bright side of life
It won’t leave my brain

Sin City

So innovative
A comic book come to life
Props to Rodriguez

Mitch Hedberg

Alright, a haiku
Take it easy out there, Mitch
Watch out for bears, man


Professional sleepers
Sleep all day, sell the excess
Buy sleep for more hours


On the brink of sleep
Occasional but loud chirp
Stupid smoke alarm


Sometimes not enough
Sometimes more than you can bear
Let’s install a knob