Haiku

Hack-ku

Three separate lines
You can’t just split a sentence
Don’t cheat on haiku

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Hulk write poetry
Hulk must use brain to count things!
Hulk must smash haiku!

Absent Al

Empty CD case
Can’t find “Running With Scissors”
Where is my Weird Al?

Success

Paid a ringtone site
The cantina song lives on
Tones from Mos Eisley

Newphoria

Cool new mobile phone
Need wallpapers and ringtones
Consuming all time

Notice

No haiku today
Really, I don’t feel like it
Don’t be fooled by this

Colloquialism

“Selling like hotcakes”
Hotcakes are in such demand?
What is a hotcake?

Neptune de-throned

Pineapple dwelling
absorbent, yellow, porous
Spongebob Squarepants rules

Perspective

Obnoxious ring tone
No one is amused but you
Mine is damn cool, though

Microcosms

Chaos, loose, wild things
All things put in other things
The container store