Haiku

Notice

No haiku today
Really, I don’t feel like it
Don’t be fooled by this

Colloquialism

“Selling like hotcakes”
Hotcakes are in such demand?
What is a hotcake?

Neptune de-throned

Pineapple dwelling
absorbent, yellow, porous
Spongebob Squarepants rules

Perspective

Obnoxious ring tone
No one is amused but you
Mine is damn cool, though

Microcosms

Chaos, loose, wild things
All things put in other things
The container store

Mondegreen

Renegades of Funk
“Got a random case of funk!”
I like mine better

What’s the deal with haiku anyway?

Inspirationless
A haiku about nothing
Seinfeld would approve

Breaking rules

Haiku has strict rules
Too many syllables here
Haiku can lie too

Haiku Pirate

“Arrrrrrghhhh!” Amanda says
Does she have disdain for Haiku?
She is a pirate

Prepare for its coming…

Today you are blessed
I start a new thing today
The Daily Haiku