Category: Haiku

26
Oct
2004
0:00

Re-run

This is a repeat
Yesterday’s haiku was late
Go and take a look

25
Oct
2004
9:34

Ad Bastards

Ban ads before films
I don’t wanna damn Fanta
Free films or no ads

24
Oct
2004
0:00

Pro-con

Comicon is here
Geeks and celebrities mix
Someday I’ll be both

23
Oct
2004
0:03

Innuendo

Don’t break your G-string
It can be painful, you know
Guitars need 6 strings

22
Oct
2004
7:53

Road trip

We’re off to Dallas
Separate gender parties
Boo separation!

21
Oct
2004
0:00

Sci-Fi Lies

It’s 2004
Silver jumpsuits, flying cars
Where the hell are they?

20
Oct
2004
0:00

Recipe

For self-esteem boost:
Drop about 35 pounds
Go to friend’s wedding

18
Oct
2004
0:00

Recognition

Lennon/McCartney
They get all of the credit
George Martin was key

17
Oct
2004
0:00

Mawwaige

Congratulations
Annika and Will are wed
I wish we were there