Haiku

Glam

Hand me down clothing
Zebra shirt and sparkly shirt
Wear them in L.A.

Judgement

Why must people judge?
Your opinion is not fact
To each their own bliss

Miniaturization

Cell phones are so tiny
Always getting tinier
Soon you’ll need tweezers

Shepherds of the Night

Tick-tock goes the clock
Counting sheep can be messy
Beware dream droppings

Hirsute

Hair getting shaggy
To cut it or let it grow?
Life’s big decisions

Compression

I have some canned air
How can they charge for this stuff?
It’s all around us!

Condiments

Hidden Valley Ranch
If their dressing is so good,
Why are they hiding?

Fairy Haiku

A princess in need
She kissed a frog and then died
Poison Arrow Frog

Googlewhack

Today’s Googlewhack
N a r c o l e p t i c Landladies
“Yeah, I paid the rent…”

Nation Creation

Create a nation
Then rule however you wish
See how it evolves