What’s the deal with haiku anyway?

A haiku about nothing
Seinfeld would approve

Breaking rules

Haiku has strict rules
Too many syllables here
Haiku can lie too

Haiku Pirate

“Arrrrrrghhhh!” Amanda says
Does she have disdain for Haiku?
She is a pirate

Prepare for its coming…

Today you are blessed
I start a new thing today
The Daily Haiku