25
Jul
2004
11:58

Coke and Pepsi’s new “low carb” drinks

So Coke and Pepsi have both come out with new versions which contain “1/2 the carbs” of their normal drinks. I took the liberty of coming up with a new slogan for these (in my opinion) pointless drinks:
“For those who can’t commit to being healthy, but want to feel like they’re doing something!”

3 Responses

  1. Simon says:

    [rotflmao]
    “Young man, you’re hired!”

  2. os says:

    Fuck the carbs. More Queso!

  3. Min says:

    I tried that C2 (is that what’s it’s called?). It was HORRIBLE. Half regular, half diet soda. I hate diet soda.
    That is all.

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