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* You can not view this entry because it is marked “private”. Unfortunately there is no way for you to sign up to view it or anything, so don’t try. There is no “friends list” like some other blogs which use such tactics as a cheap way to try and monopolize the blogging community. Heath is, however, working on a mystical voodoo plugin which will KNOW whether or not he wants you to view the private entry and will then grant access, or not, as the case may be. Thank you for your patience in the development of this technology. It’s probably for the best since he’s most likely just bitching about you in this private entry anyway.

This is completely a joke and not meant as a mean stab at anyone.