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* You can not view this entry because it is marked “private”. Unfortunately there is no way for you to sign up to view it or anything, so don’t try. There is no “friends list” like some other blogs which use such tactics as a cheap way to try and monopolize the blogging community. Heath is, however, working on a mystical voodoo plugin which will KNOW whether or not he wants you to view the private entry and will then grant access, or not, as the case may be. Thank you for your patience in the development of this technology. It’s probably for the best since he’s most likely just bitching about you in this private entry anyway.
This is completely a joke and not meant as a mean stab at anyone.
07
May
2003
7:31
Hmm. I thought something looked wrong about this entry when I saw it before, but now I look at it against your other entries, I see that it’s in a different font. How come?
Also, I know what your private entry said. Ner-ner!
Heeeeeee!
It’s in a different font because that’s how I have Private Entries set…
😉
See, the thing about Private Entries on real journal sites is that they don’t announce their presence with funny fonts or anything.
I wanted to give it a different feel. Like an error code or something. To me it just felt “right” to be in a different, more normal font.
Hee! If you work out that Voodoo Plugin, let me know.
Chicken! I fear no one reading my insane diatribes against them!
That’s right, I mean you, Carrot Top!
Brilliant.