Author: Heath

Bought new pants tonight
My new waist size was shocking
Four inches smaller

Ack! Been so busy
Haven’t haiku’d for two days
Perfect streak broken

Is the glass half full?
Perhaps it is half empty
I say it’s too big

Is this about you?
Not everything’s about you
Well, O.K., this is

To Andy and Liz
Many years of wedded bliss
As much as I have

To drink Mountain Dew
To tase dew of the mountain
Is that hygenic?

At last I am free
No more miserable job
It’s a joyous day

Choose your dance wisely
Freak out or do the hustle?
Perhaps Lambada

Phat fresh Hai-kizzle
I’ll bust a cap in yo ass
Word up fo shizzle

Looking to the stars
Search for intelligent life
Let’s find some here first