Author: Heath

A duck in a store
He needs to buy some Chap Stick
“Put it on my bill”

A queen in danger
Crazy dogs on the attack
Brick in her handbag
If you don’t get this, then you need to watch more Eddie Izzard

Prepare some pasta
Mix it with Anti-pasta
Could be dangerous

A new adventure
I’m leaving my crappy job
Less cash, more happy

This is a repeat
Yesterday’s haiku was late
Go and take a look

Ban ads before films
I don’t wanna damn Fanta
Free films or no ads

Comicon is here
Geeks and celebrities mix
Someday I’ll be both

Don’t break your G-string
It can be painful, you know
Guitars need 6 strings

We’re off to Dallas
Separate gender parties
Boo separation!

It’s 2004
Silver jumpsuits, flying cars
Where the hell are they?