Author: Heath

25
Aug
2004
8:35

Notice

No haiku today
Really, I don’t feel like it
Don’t be fooled by this

24
Aug
2004
8:54

Colloquialism

“Selling like hotcakes”
Hotcakes are in such demand?
What is a hotcake?

22
Aug
2004
8:33

Perspective

Obnoxious ring tone
No one is amused but you
Mine is damn cool, though

21
Aug
2004
16:31

Microcosms

Chaos, loose, wild things
All things put in other things
The container store

20
Aug
2004
12:40

Mondegreen

Renegades of Funk
“Got a random case of funk!”
I like mine better

19
Aug
2004
13:45

Let’s all use the power of our minds!

I’m still waiting to hear from a job that I really want. I have an inside contact, and supposedly I am on the list of people to be interviewed, however it’s been over a month now and I’ve had no call.
I thought I would harness the power of the force and get all of you to open your eyes maniacally, put your hand on your right temple, and beam your most intense thoughts into the atmosphere, encouraging them to call me for an interview and hire me. If you like you can also emit a sound effect like “nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh” sort of like the bionic man when he jumps.
Thankd you for your cooperation.

18
Aug
2004
9:18

Breaking rules

Haiku has strict rules
Too many syllables here
Haiku can lie too