Category: Haiku

Look up the meaning
It’s not what you think it means
Not figurative

Sweet embrace of sleep
I long to feel it again
It resides with her

So close but no go
Almost got to be on set
Easy come and go

Acting can be cruel
But also so rewarding
Must have confidence

Not a game this time
Playing in my real rock band
Rock our asses off

Rock Band is awesome
Hard to play quietly though
Damn downstairs neighbor

Mitch Hedberg lives on
Sometimes he possesses me
and I say, Alright

Food, my biggest vice
It calls me like a siren
Have some more ice cream

So many good games
And not nearly enough time
I need to be cloned

It can’t hurt to try
The Discovery Channel
I should be a host