Category: Haiku

Empty CD case
Can’t find “Running With Scissors”
Where is my Weird Al?

Paid a ringtone site
The cantina song lives on
Tones from Mos Eisley

Cool new mobile phone
Need wallpapers and ringtones
Consuming all time

No haiku today
Really, I don’t feel like it
Don’t be fooled by this

“Selling like hotcakes”
Hotcakes are in such demand?
What is a hotcake?

Pineapple dwelling
absorbent, yellow, porous
Spongebob Squarepants rules

Obnoxious ring tone
No one is amused but you
Mine is damn cool, though

Chaos, loose, wild things
All things put in other things
The container store

Renegades of Funk
“Got a random case of funk!”
I like mine better

Inspirationless
A haiku about nothing
Seinfeld would approve