Category: Haiku

No haiku today
Really, I don’t feel like it
Don’t be fooled by this

“Selling like hotcakes”
Hotcakes are in such demand?
What is a hotcake?

Pineapple dwelling
absorbent, yellow, porous
Spongebob Squarepants rules

Obnoxious ring tone
No one is amused but you
Mine is damn cool, though

Chaos, loose, wild things
All things put in other things
The container store

Renegades of Funk
“Got a random case of funk!”
I like mine better

Inspirationless
A haiku about nothing
Seinfeld would approve

Haiku has strict rules
Too many syllables here
Haiku can lie too

“Arrrrrrghhhh!” Amanda says
Does she have disdain for Haiku?
She is a pirate

Today you are blessed
I start a new thing today
The Daily Haiku