Category: Haiku

Let me sleep and dream
Only in dreams are you free
Unless there are snakes

Spammers are evil
Let them eat nothing but spam
Eat spam until dead

The Boob Tube, indeed
Kill originality
Feed us all pablum

The Internet Meme
Some suck and some entertain
Make your choice wisely

You may fool the world
The K-Tel prince of Darkness!
You can’t have my soul!

Neglected Haiku
Daily has become rarely
Must renew vigor

Do not taunt McRib
In Russia, McRib eats you
Eat at your own risk

Going nowhere fast
Perhaps if I tried to swim
Too lazy to swim

Buggery bollocks
Frickin flumpin sodding arse
Turmoil, breath, then zen

We’re all around you
One by one, we’ll get you all
The mouth of Google