Category: Haiku

Neglected Haiku
Daily has become rarely
Must renew vigor

Do not taunt McRib
In Russia, McRib eats you
Eat at your own risk

Going nowhere fast
Perhaps if I tried to swim
Too lazy to swim

Buggery bollocks
Frickin flumpin sodding arse
Turmoil, breath, then zen

We’re all around you
One by one, we’ll get you all
The mouth of Google

River, so serene
Yet sometimes, agitated
She is Yin and Yang

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Somewhere in L.A.
A cowboy on a Vespa
He only turns right

Fly little kitty
Let explosions take you far
The kitten cannon

Oh humanity
Not as evolved as we think
Intelligent life?

Mystery comment
Are you for real or just spam?
We may never know