Category: Haiku

Fly little kitty
Let explosions take you far
The kitten cannon

Oh humanity
Not as evolved as we think
Intelligent life?

Mystery comment
Are you for real or just spam?
We may never know

He loves the ladies
Lubed up and ready to go
The Tin Ladies man

Mechanical bliss
Driving is now a pleasure
Toyota Prius

I have been posessed
Mitch Hedberg inhabits me
Crazy talk, alright

Look inside yourself
Embrace your inner monkey
Everyone has one

Monday was not good
Overall, life is still good
Bugger off Monday

I promised myself
No more procrastinating
I should get to that

I am a great guy
Versatile and talented
Only I see it