Category: Haiku

He loves the ladies
Lubed up and ready to go
The Tin Ladies man

Mechanical bliss
Driving is now a pleasure
Toyota Prius

I have been posessed
Mitch Hedberg inhabits me
Crazy talk, alright

Look inside yourself
Embrace your inner monkey
Everyone has one

Monday was not good
Overall, life is still good
Bugger off Monday

I promised myself
No more procrastinating
I should get to that

I am a great guy
Versatile and talented
Only I see it

Bad ass Jack Bauer
Travels L.A. in minutes
Deliver pizzas

To Amy Poehler
Your love for me can not be
We are both married

Reading a new book
Renewing old interests
Need more fab gear!