Category: Haiku

Bad ass Jack Bauer
Travels L.A. in minutes
Deliver pizzas

To Amy Poehler
Your love for me can not be
We are both married

Reading a new book
Renewing old interests
Need more fab gear!

Damn Monty Python
Look on the bright side of life
It won’t leave my brain

So innovative
A comic book come to life
Props to Rodriguez

Alright, a haiku
Take it easy out there, Mitch
Watch out for bears, man

Professional sleepers
Sleep all day, sell the excess
Buy sleep for more hours

On the brink of sleep
Occasional but loud chirp
Stupid smoke alarm

Sometimes not enough
Sometimes more than you can bear
Let’s install a knob

A musician whore
Playing to please the masses
Fat wads of cash, though