Category: Haiku

Damn Monty Python
Look on the bright side of life
It won’t leave my brain

So innovative
A comic book come to life
Props to Rodriguez

Alright, a haiku
Take it easy out there, Mitch
Watch out for bears, man

Professional sleepers
Sleep all day, sell the excess
Buy sleep for more hours

On the brink of sleep
Occasional but loud chirp
Stupid smoke alarm

Sometimes not enough
Sometimes more than you can bear
Let’s install a knob

A musician whore
Playing to please the masses
Fat wads of cash, though

Tiny Irina
Will her bottle have Pepsi?
Good thing she’s nursing

Time to get a bed
One third of our lives spent there
The futon won’t do

Wait, how does it go?
How many syllables here?
Where’s the snack cakes, man?