Category: Haiku

Is the glass half full?
Perhaps it is half empty
I say it’s too big

Is this about you?
Not everything’s about you
Well, O.K., this is

To Andy and Liz
Many years of wedded bliss
As much as I have

To drink Mountain Dew
To tase dew of the mountain
Is that hygenic?

At last I am free
No more miserable job
It’s a joyous day

Choose your dance wisely
Freak out or do the hustle?
Perhaps Lambada

Phat fresh Hai-kizzle
I’ll bust a cap in yo ass
Word up fo shizzle

Looking to the stars
Search for intelligent life
Let’s find some here first

NaNoWriMo‘s here
What have I gotten into?
Glad I quit my job

I love to fall back
Give me my damn hour back
Let’s just stop switching