Category: Haiku

To drink Mountain Dew
To tase dew of the mountain
Is that hygenic?

At last I am free
No more miserable job
It’s a joyous day

Choose your dance wisely
Freak out or do the hustle?
Perhaps Lambada

Phat fresh Hai-kizzle
I’ll bust a cap in yo ass
Word up fo shizzle

Looking to the stars
Search for intelligent life
Let’s find some here first

NaNoWriMo‘s here
What have I gotten into?
Glad I quit my job

I love to fall back
Give me my damn hour back
Let’s just stop switching

A duck in a store
He needs to buy some Chap Stick
“Put it on my bill”

A queen in danger
Crazy dogs on the attack
Brick in her handbag
If you don’t get this, then you need to watch more Eddie Izzard

Prepare some pasta
Mix it with Anti-pasta
Could be dangerous