Category: Haiku

A new adventure
I’m leaving my crappy job
Less cash, more happy

This is a repeat
Yesterday’s haiku was late
Go and take a look

Ban ads before films
I don’t wanna damn Fanta
Free films or no ads

Comicon is here
Geeks and celebrities mix
Someday I’ll be both

Don’t break your G-string
It can be painful, you know
Guitars need 6 strings

We’re off to Dallas
Separate gender parties
Boo separation!

It’s 2004
Silver jumpsuits, flying cars
Where the hell are they?

For self-esteem boost:
Drop about 35 pounds
Go to friend’s wedding

Team America
So blatantly un-PC
Extremely funny

Lennon/McCartney
They get all of the credit
George Martin was key