Category: Haiku

Cell phones are so tiny
Always getting tinier
Soon you’ll need tweezers

Tick-tock goes the clock
Counting sheep can be messy
Beware dream droppings

Hair getting shaggy
To cut it or let it grow?
Life’s big decisions

I have some canned air
How can they charge for this stuff?
It’s all around us!

Hidden Valley Ranch
If their dressing is so good,
Why are they hiding?

A princess in need
She kissed a frog and then died
Poison Arrow Frog

Today’s Googlewhack
N a r c o l e p t i c Landladies
“Yeah, I paid the rent…”

Create a nation
Then rule however you wish
See how it evolves

Feel the soothing breeze
As you ponder what’s missing
You have no pants on

Party in L.A.!
Money from the play was good.
Reserve us a space!