Category: Haiku

A strange hat you wear
Is your hat making noises?
Aaaah! Rabid weasel!

We know Netflix rules
Blockbuster online tempts us
Each has it’s own perks

Hot Jamie lovin’
Athena whipped out her dick
And me leg fell off
This haiku was composed at a dinner party last night using random bits of conversation from throughout the evening

Weekends go too fast
Workdays flow like molasses
Switch the day ratios

“C” is for cookie
Is that good enough for you?
Cookie starts with “C”

Hand me down clothing
Zebra shirt and sparkly shirt
Wear them in L.A.

Why must people judge?
Your opinion is not fact
To each their own bliss

Cell phones are so tiny
Always getting tinier
Soon you’ll need tweezers

Tick-tock goes the clock
Counting sheep can be messy
Beware dream droppings

Hair getting shaggy
To cut it or let it grow?
Life’s big decisions