So Coke and Pepsi have both come out with new versions which contain “1/2 the carbs” of their normal drinks. I took the liberty of coming up with a new slogan for these (in my opinion) pointless drinks:
“For those who can’t commit to being healthy, but want to feel like they’re doing something!”
[rotflmao]
“Young man, you’re hired!”
Fuck the carbs. More Queso!
I tried that C2 (is that what’s it’s called?). It was HORRIBLE. Half regular, half diet soda. I hate diet soda.
That is all.