I’m still waiting to hear from a job that I really want. I have an inside contact, and supposedly I am on the list of people to be interviewed, however it’s been over a month now and I’ve had no call.
I thought I would harness the power of the force and get all of you to open your eyes maniacally, put your hand on your right temple, and beam your most intense thoughts into the atmosphere, encouraging them to call me for an interview and hire me. If you like you can also emit a sound effect like “nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh” sort of like the bionic man when he jumps.
Thankd you for your cooperation.
19
Aug
2004
13:45
[beeeeeeeeeaaam]
I am making a very funny face and strange noises. I hope this helps.
Now send some energy back this way and help me find a JOB. I’m getting desperate!
“OHHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!”
Love, Mom
I always say, ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch when I’m doing Steve Austin impressions, myself.
Hire-Heath-Now-You-Twats-I-Mean-Nice-People-And-Somebody-Hire-Heath’s-Mom-Too vibe has been duly beamed into the stratosphere. Although I hear these things work best when synchronized. Group sesh anyone?
Consider the thoughts beamed!