Category: Haiku

For self-esteem boost:
Drop about 35 pounds
Go to friend’s wedding

Team America
So blatantly un-PC
Extremely funny

Lennon/McCartney
They get all of the credit
George Martin was key

Congratulations
Annika and Will are wed
I wish we were there

We prepare to rock
Velvet Revolver Tickets
We have two of them

Winter is coming
A wonderful time of year
Despite the “shrinkage”

Leaves fall in autumn
Some lose hair in life’s “autumn”
Trees get no back hair

Wil Wheaton is cool
Stars, follow his example
Remember your fans

Late haiku today
Wonky web hosting servers
Boo to bad servers!

Compose a haiku
Wear white kabuki make-up
Perform Haikuki!